As the Disq Turns

Category: Off Topic Lives

  • The Great & Powerful Coccyx’s 2021 Predictions

    The Great & Powerful Coccyx’s 2021 Predictions

    I have looked into my crystal G6 ball and hereby decree that the following will happen in 2021:

    An orange idiot shall be ejected from office, will throw a tantrum about home decor, and will be found dead by erotic asphyxiation, holding a picture of Mitch McConnell

    Squirrels will be mechanized into soldiers.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRbpbEc9f7wVt90kkNQzJVT

    28 days after the first person catches the 5th mutant strain of COVID, Will Smith’s career will come alive again

    Franz Kafka’s “The Trial” will be made into an animated feature by Netflix, voiced by David Hasselhoff

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmIOlZDUblw

    5G will herald in the new era of lizard alien overlords

    Some white person will be an asshole to some stranger for no reason and get hit in the face with an as yet unknown object

    https://youtu.be/OkMLUhZjPOk?t=28

    Internet trolls will continue to bitch, moan, cry, and be unable to spell properly. However, they will finally be able to find love on the internet by taking this guy up on his offer:

    https://twitter.com/gwenisadorable/status/1340831610611118080

    Our resident attention whore will continue to attention whore while doxxing herself.


  • I have no idea what to title this post

    I have no idea what to title this post

    So, I was hanging out on the internet, as one does, and came across some goodies to share:

    1) The KFC Colonel Sanders Dating Simulator

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7cEg6Cvk1Y

    2) Make it soap!
    Is it hot, though?

    3) Low Budget Titanic

    4) Puking Swan Faucet
    Now you, too can have a gold swan puking into your sink! Only $120

    I think I’ve reached the end of the internet. Good night, everybody!

  • Fun with Search Terms

    Fun with Search Terms

    If you hadn’t noticed, there’s now a Search Page where you can search AtDT to find that elusive post about [fill in the blank] that you swore you read here, but can’t find again.

    Well, it looks like some, let’s say interesting people have found it.

    First, we have the people who just want to learn. And that’s okay:

    But then, it devolves into sex, because as you know so many of AtDT’s troll fans are closeted, lonely, and/or live in their mom’s basements:

    But then it starts getting disturbing:

    Which leads to:

    But the most disturbing of all? This:

    Sometimes, I worry about you people.

  • Fashion with a capital wtF

    Ready for your night on the town, budding fashionista? Well, then you’d better powder up and put on your clear plastic bralet (£5) and denim janties ($315).

    Then, find that Prada Frankenstein T-shirt you threw into a drawer somewhere! Only £415!

    Hmmm, should you go for a skinny jean or a flare? PORQUE NO LOS DOS? Only $375!

    Put on your pre-dirtied sneakers with inexplicable crystalled cherries! Only $1,250!

    Don’t forget your tiny bag to hold your tiny brain! Only $258!

    Have fun!

  • I think this tea has coffee in it, but I love Flight of the Conchords so fucking much so it’s okay

    So, I’m here cleaning the place and goofing off because it’s Labor Day and as such I don’t have to go to work. (Yeah, that doesn’t make much sense, but that’s America for you.) Anyway, I ordered what was supposed to be hazelnut milk tea and this shit tastes very coffee-like. I hate coffee.

    But I don’t really care because I am also rewatching Flight of the Conchords in the background.

    I don’t want to go back to work tomorrow.

  • “Let’s Pretend to Travel the World in Front of My Mom’s Fence.” thought Jacob Wohl

    Moronic right wing patsy and “blogger” Jacob Wohl got caught pretending to travel the world this week by several eagle-eyed twitter users, who noticed that even though his photos had different locations on them, they were all taken in front of the same ugly fence.

    It’s almost like he’s a typical Disqus poster, isn’t it?

    THE COUNTDOWN TO THE END CONTINUES!

  • Watching the remake of ‘Overboard’ is like reading Deb A’s attempts at copying ATDTs

    Watching the remake of ‘Overboard’ is like reading Deb A’s attempts at copying ATDTs

    A little preface here. Overboard with Kurt and Goldie is one of my favorite movies of all time.. A dear friend of mine who shares my love of this epic movie warned me not to even bother with the new remake. She said I would be disappointed they butchered such a great film.

    Of course my curiosity finally led me down the amazon prime path of the remake of Overboard and it’s just so freaking terribly written, and such a pathetic attempt at copying, true, funny entertainment I could not help but think of Deb Allen trying to emulate her obsession, Coccyx. I see why the remake is hence just ignored as Mod Whine II eventually became with ramblings of Queen Bitches and other failed attempts at being creative or witty.

  • The Step-Mullet: Yea or Nay

    Supposedly, this is a thing now:

    Courtesy of @vacancyproject via TeenVogue

    Half-business in the front, a big ol’ mess in the back? I got nothin’.

    Thoughts? Comments?

  • And now for something completely different

    What flavor of LaCroix should you try today?