Category: NEWSFLASH

  • The Reviews Are In!

    The Reviews Are In!

    AtDT’s new look is a hit! The riff-raff are falling over themselves to get in, and they’re so persistent!

    They just can’t stop gushing about us!

    It’s only been 3 or so days since we moved here, and even trolls from as close as Anderson, CA and as far as Tel Aviv are desperate for entry!

    Thanks for making AtDT what it is today!

    (Sorry, guys, you’re still not cool enough to come into The Clubhouse, though. I hear the Burger King’s open late – try there.)

  • Newsflash:  Trolls miss ATDT!

    Newsflash: Trolls miss ATDT!

    EAST DUMBFUCK: Trolls, who constantly whined about ATDT on a daily basis, are now up in arms because there haven’t been any new posts in a while:

    Don’t worry! ATDT is still alive and kicking!

    Thanks for pointing out what your blogs are like, guys — boring and samey. You forgot filled with racists, though! HI SWEATTY!

    Grandma Meth, one of the loudest complainers about ATDT, has been visiting ATDT on a daily basis (as usual). A reliable source tells ATDT that Paul is just sad because a certain someone isn’t showing him her tits. This is because she’s been getting it on with Granny and ATDT on the side.

    In other news, Granny Meth thinks that the Deathwatch channel, channels about SciFi TV, music channels, and every other channel was a “satire” “blog”, proving once again she has no idea what satire is.

    It’s only satire when people say fake nice things about you when you die, Granny. Hopefully, that will be soon. Thanks Coronavirus!

    So there’s no need to fear, trolls! ATDT is here to laugh at you, as always.

  • Secret Troll Document Uncovered!

    Secret Troll Document Uncovered!

    Looks like trolls make “resolushions” [sic], just like regular folks! Too bad they’re so triggered by ATDT. 🙁

    So, same old same old for 2020!

  • NEWSFLASH: Worst Disqus “volunteer” admits Disqus purposely encourages trolling

    NEWSFLASH: Worst Disqus “volunteer” admits Disqus purposely encourages trolling

    That’s right, folks! Here it is in black and white:

    Does it, now? Huh.
    I beg to differ, dumbass

    But wait! There’s more idiotsplaining! Something about Fortnite! And real names (which no one uses and we can still have ONLY ONE FUCKING USERNAME ON DISQUS THAT’S NOT OUR REAL NAME, it’s not hard, vuppster!)

    And? Who cares. It’s not like real sites use Disqus anyway.

    And now he’s getting upset. Poor dear.

    Um, where? Funny he’s not linking to the ‘PLEASE MAKE SOCK AND BOT ACCOUNTS AND UPVOTE YOURSELVES SILLY’ help section to prove his point, innit? Oh wait

    The important question:
    Is he drunk or is he high? You decide.

  • Mack & Robomack disappear – run off to Waco to start cult

    Mack & Robomack disappear – run off to Waco to start cult

    So, it looks like Mack (who you may remember from this post) self-deleted and took his stupid bot with him, though there’s a bunch of conspiracy theories ‘n shit going on. Seriously, he self-deleted, guys.

    BUT WAIT! COULD IT ALL BE CALI’S FAULT?!

    But what did Cali say? DON’T LEAVE US IN SUSPENSE!

    And what did Mack say to bring that on?

    Will we find Mack and Robomack on the next newscast living in a box and yelling at passers-by? STAY TUNED!
    ATDT: Bringing you the latest idiotic drama since 2015!

  • Alexthekay vying with banned camp mods for “Dumbfuck of the Week”

    Alexthekay vying with banned camp mods for “Dumbfuck of the Week”

    What kind of moron goes to a blog they supposedly don’t want to post on, on purpose, makes a pre-moderated comment that they know will most likely never see the light of day (except to mercilessly be made fun of), and then demands to be banned?

    A complete dumbfuck, that’s who!


    Congratulations, Alexthekay! You’re almost as dumb as Mack!
    Don’t quit your day job to draw little anime girls, though. You kind of suck at it.

    Be less triggered, boo!

  • Doofus gives away control of his channel to botmaker, is surprised when channel gets hijacked

    Doofus gives away control of his channel to botmaker, is surprised when channel gets hijacked

    Actual footage of Banned Camp owners

    Hmmmmm. somebody managed to use your channel’s shortname and access your channel’s account in, let’s call it a “realm“, using the API in order to mod themselves. I wonder who that could possibly be?
    Nope, I’m not laughing really hard right now.