Previously on Disqlandia, Little Red Riding hood twirled and “sang” (screeched) into Bleatington and was greeted with enthusiasm by that old witch who loved Red’s voice: Meanwhile, Micromind had gotten tired of other people on soap boxes as he claimed he could be the only one on a soap box. He started lighting other peoples’…

Previously on Disqlandia Micromind consumed the golden chickens… little did he know they were just spray painted gold and had no powers Frustrated again he stood upon his soap box in Bleatingtons town square, now claiming he was a spokes person for Disqlandia and could invite people into others homes, unfortunately no one heard him…

The people of Bleatington never grew tired. They whined and cried all day but made sure to console each other by stating… Elsewhere… On a farm a man went to collect his daily dose of knowledge from his informative and helpful golden chickens. When he went to the coup they were nowhere to be found……

In a far away place lived a happy kingdom with beautiful land, people, unicorns and shit. The people would play music and dance all day! Then one day a troll came in. A big nasty one that called himself Micromind. He would eat children and brag to all about how he had a special way…