On another note, here’s a couple of our small Disqus dicks hilariously talking about being “professional writers” while being incoherent:
Better check your CO2 detectors, guys! You’re definitely suffering from confusion (not knowing why you’re banned from, well, everywhere decent), blurred vision (not being able to see that you’re huge trolls), headache and nausea (well, you give everyone else these). Here’s hoping for chest pain 🤞!
Happy New Year to everyone who isn’t a piece of shit!
I feel like we’ve returned to a golden age, one before a fat moron was elected by bought votes and stupid people. A happier time. A better time. (With the exception of Ferd kicking the bucket more recently – that was fucking GREAT.)
And just because it’s fucking hilarious, here’s a doctor telling wishes-he-had-a-working-penis that he’s an idiot:
Hello, fellow kids! You’ll be glad to know that even though ATDT has been on hiatus for quite a while, I’m still apparently working behind the scenes to get rid of Tommy’s Disqus Bots under an assumed name that I’ve never even heard of! GO ME!
Not to mention I also died from receiving COVID shots! (Just had my fifth one for Omicron! Again, GO ME for being dead and another person all at once!)
So, as the ghost of Coccyx, I am here to warn you: ALL YOUR BOTS ARE BELONG TO ME!
Dude was high as fuck, but seemed sincere-ish. Quite a realization that telling dick jokes and arguing with strangers 24/7 on the interwebs is not the way to go!
That’s right ladies, gentlemen, and troll hangers-on — a pool cleaner has found some cures for COVID!*
Isn’t that amazing? Apparently, having blood, taking geriatric vitamins, and huffing chlorine, ozone, and hydrogen peroxide could have saved hundreds of thousands of people! If you have any of the following symptoms, at least you’re dying from something that’s not COVID! Tell your friends to start huffing right away!**
But the main side effects not listed above: BRAIN DAMAGE and BULLSHITTING PEOPLE TO GET THEM TO DO STUPID SHIT LIKE HUFF CHEMICALS.
And look! There’s a SCIENTIFIC STUDY and shit!*** An excerpt:
Help for people who apparently can’t understand simple English:
An “opinion” is something you believe that isn’t necessarily true or valid “Will be verified” means it hasn’t currently been verified “Strongly encourage randomized controlled trials … to study” means that no trials or studies have occurred when the paper was written. Ergo, THERE IS NO PROOF THAT THIS WORKS IN REGARD TO COVID INFECTIONS.
