Year: 2021

  • I have become all things to all people

    I have become all things to all people

    1 Corinthians 9:22, NIV: “I have become all things to all people so that by all possible means I might save some.”

    from That fiction book that conservative idiots love

    I’d like to thank the weak (aka the usual batch of trolls) for elevating me to the level of God. You’re beyond saving, tho. Sorry, guys!

    Is swatting gnats “bellicose” now? Who knew!
    Um, Matty – oops I mean “drifter” – knows that he replied to someone named “Molly Queen of Disqus” and not me, right?
    Who are these people? They seem to take up a lot of real estate in Wishy’s head.

    Keep on worshiping me, ‘kay? It makes me all hot and bothered. But not as hot and bothered as you are!

  • The idiot’s guide to doxxing yourself

    The idiot’s guide to doxxing yourself

    Step 1: Whine as loudly as possible whenever someone mentions your name and then explain EXACTLY how they can dox you:

    P.S. The ***** stands for MEAKA, as we all fucking know at this point. Hope that helps.

    Step 2: Pretend not to know that a search for your just your first name, MEAKA, doesn’t come up with anything about you on Google.

    http://www.just-fucking-google.it?s=%22meaka%22

    Step 3: Because you’re a moron, keep bringing up Minneapolis, where you live.

    Step 4: Don’t forget to post your own picture!

    Step 5: Frequent sites where your doxxers post so they can get your IPEEZ, and then whine about how nothing’s your own damn fault. Oh yes, and make sure to get angry when someone points out that you’re not being doxxed by use of your first fucking name, you fucking idiot.

    Congratulations! You’ve just doxxed yourself.

    As an extra bonus, conveniently forget how you you and your boyfriend used your website to dox others!

  • Dregs Wellness Check

    Dregs Wellness Check

    It seems many dregs across the U.S. and the rest of the world have become disillusioned. Let’s see how they’re doing:

    Still delusional. Check!
    Still delusional. Check!
    Still delusional. Check!
    Delusional. Check! And Mate!
    Thanks for pointing out why BLM exists, Pablo! Because black people keep getting “prodded”. I’m glad you finally understand.

    Wait – looks like the truth may be starting to set in!

    “So just to recap: Trump will pardon Lil Wayne, Kodak Black, high profile Jewish fraudsters … No pardons for middle class whites who risked their livelihoods by going to ‘war’ for Trump,” fumed a user in a white supremacist channel on Telegram, the encrypted messaging service that has gained thousands of new subscribers since the Jan. 6 Capitol riots.

    Politico

    In the days following the violent Trump-inspired insurrection at the US Capitol on January 6, the FBI warned all 50 states that similar “armed protests” were being planned by right-wing extremists around their capitol buildings. But on Inauguration Day, at least, those protests turned out to be complete duds.

    Not only have there been no incidents of violence at state capitols on Wednesday as of 4 pm ET, but at many of them, the number of MAGA protesters could be counted on one hand.

    Vox

    I spoke too soon. 🙁

    Enjoy your new home, dregs!

    If you know a dreg who needs help (and by help, I mean being rounded up and jailed), report their Disqus accounts here: FBI Tips

  • The Insurrection Follies aka The Snowflake Rebellion – in memes

    The Insurrection Follies aka The Snowflake Rebellion – in memes

    Thanks for proving you’re all a bunch of racists and nitwits, guys! Have fun in prison!

    Look! It’s Joe the Mall Cop letting everyone into the building!