NEWSFIGHT!

So who’s sick of Disqus morons?

As we all should be! So here’s a little fun instead. Which news story makes you hate 2020 a little less?

In this corner, we have “German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop at Berlin lake“. An excerpt:

“Because the bag contained his laptop, he gave it his all, even though he was in his birthday suit,” explained Landauer. The boar’s flight was slowed by a cardboard box in its path. The man clapped his hands and hit the ground with the stick, prompting the boar to drop the laptop. Another witness said: “When he returned from the forest, everyone applauded him.”

And in the other corner, we have “Have you spotted a satellite dish on a beaver lodge? Here’s why it’s happening“. An excerpt:

Beavers are technically capable of installing their own satellite dishes, said Glynnis Hood, a professor of environmental science at the University of Alberta who has been studying beavers for more than 20 years. They will build a lodge with just about anything, she said. But while they have the construction skills, the animals are lacking in the technical department. “I’m not sure if they could directionally install it in a way that they’d get a good shot of Downton Abbey,” she said. “But otherwise, they could install it, but it would probably be covered in mud.”

Beavers or Nudists? You decide!