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People (especially those who look like Jeffrey Epstein post mortem) seem to be having difficulty understanding how NOT to get featured on As the Disq Turns. It’s very simple:
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Especially don’t threaten to shut a forum down for the hundred millionth time, while then contradicting yourself saying you really don’t want to shut it down, while it’s obvious that you really, really do … not that it will ever happen!
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Steps you can take to stop being a fucking asshole include:
- Stop calling women “girls”
- Stop pretending that women who don’t want to fuck you are actually men – men don’t want to fuck you, either
- Stop accusing other people of harassment when that’s all you do all day every day
- Stop making sad, empty, meaningless threats — (wait, this is hilarious and gives us even more to post about – keep doing it)
- Stop posting on the internet
- If none of these suggestions help, just stop being you.
Hope that helps! If you need more information about how to stop being an asshole, click here.
As the Disq Turns – we’re here to help make you better people. ™