Things I’d rather do…

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I’d rather do my nails, break them off, and redo them than have any association with this douche

I would rather eat pine needles and listen to shakira’s “hips don’t lie“ on repeat for a whole day than have to read another lame ass, comment of this 3 time clogged artery fuck…

I would rather be stuck on traffic on I90, on a 100° day, with no working air conditioner while Justin Bieber’s “what do you mean” is being played with annoyingly super loud bass in the car next to me than ever read this again