Oh where oh where has our little Realms gone?
Oh where oh where could it be?
With its micropeens and fake news all day long?
Oh where oh where can it be?
Together at Last!
Tag: conspiracy theorists
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What’s that coming over the hill? IS IT MY UPVOTES?! Get in the car!
They’re BAAAAAAACK!
I feel like we’ve returned to a golden age, one before a fat moron was elected by bought votes and stupid people. A happier time. A better time. (With the exception of Ferd kicking the bucket more recently – that was fucking GREAT.)
And just because it’s fucking hilarious, here’s a doctor telling wishes-he-had-a-working-penis that he’s an idiot:
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The Great & Powerful Coccyx is deleting your bots!
Hello, fellow kids! You’ll be glad to know that even though ATDT has been on hiatus for quite a while, I’m still apparently working behind the scenes to get rid of Tommy’s Disqus Bots under an assumed name that I’ve never even heard of! GO ME!
Not to mention I also died from receiving COVID shots! (Just had my fifth one for Omicron! Again, GO ME for being dead and another person all at once!)
So, as the ghost of Coccyx, I am here to warn you: ALL YOUR BOTS ARE BELONG TO ME!
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Hold the presses! An internet troll has found several “cures” for COVID!
That’s right ladies, gentlemen, and troll hangers-on — a pool cleaner has found some cures for COVID!*
Isn’t that amazing? Apparently, having blood, taking geriatric vitamins, and huffing chlorine, ozone, and hydrogen peroxide could have saved hundreds of thousands of people! If you have any of the following symptoms, at least you’re dying from something that’s not COVID! Tell your friends to start huffing right away!**
But the main side effects not listed above: BRAIN DAMAGE and BULLSHITTING PEOPLE TO GET THEM TO DO STUPID SHIT LIKE HUFF CHEMICALS. And look! There’s a SCIENTIFIC STUDY and shit!*** An excerpt:
Help for people who apparently can’t understand simple English:
An “opinion” is something you believe that isn’t necessarily true or valid
“Will be verified” means it hasn’t currently been verified
“Strongly encourage randomized controlled trials … to study” means that no trials or studies have occurred when the paper was written.
Ergo, THERE IS NO PROOF THAT THIS WORKS IN REGARD TO COVID INFECTIONS.Oh, look! Here’s another study: Hydrogen peroxide poisoning
So remember, everyone! Pool cleaners are experts in COVID now! It’s a whole new world!
*DISCLAIMER: None of the things mentioned are preventatives or cures for COVID. Do not try them at home, unless you really want to kill yourselves.
**DISCLAIMER: Don’t do this either.
*** The “and shit” makes it totally gangsta.
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Reasons to be thankful this Thanksgiving
Be thankful you’re not a racist piece of shit, like these folks:
Thanks for admitting the bible is the same as the Qur’an! 
Hey guys! Genocide is OK as long as a few people are into it! 
No one but white supremacists would dress that way. Unless you think these are the proud boys: 
Be thankful you didn’t get caught pretending to be black and gay when you’re a fat, white incel:
I can’t stop laughing at this. XD Be thankful you’re not these idiots:
This is just cringeworthy. Sorry your orange idiot lost Georgia… TWICE! But most of all, be thankful that AtDT will always be here for your “laughing at morons” needs!
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Succubus 2: The Hydroxychloroquine Factor
Looks like everyone’s favorite “self-published” Kindle “book” is getting a sequel!
In Succubus 2: The Hydroxycholoroquine Factor, a new character, Dr. (I’m not a real doctor, I have a degree from a Cracker Jack box … in Science!) Stella Immanuel attempts to cure people of Succubus possession by using a drug she found for 5 for $1 at her local dollar store. Oh, and prayer. Don’t forget prayer!
Russian bot Facebook posters and the current president of the United States think this book will be a big hit! Buy it today!
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NEWSFLASH: Masks protect users from 5G
In an amazing turn of events, drug maker Pfizer (known mainly for Pro-Exit) has determined that masks protect users from 5G frequencies. An official announcement is expected later today.
Public reaction has been highly favorable:
“I used to make up stories about how masks were bad for you because I’m a complete moron, but now that I know that they’ll protect me from 5G, I’ll wear a whole shipload,” said an anonymous source.
“This is the bigliest news ever! Bow down to me for stopping both COVID and 5G in their tracks! It’s a great day for Russia!” said President Trump.
You can tune into the upcoming news conference here.
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We are at a solar minimum
Sometimes, you think you’ve read the dumbest thing a troll has ever said, and then you run across a complete moron who denies climate change because, quote unquote, ” we are at a solar minimum”.
Where else can we use this completely inane, nonsensical phrase that has jack shit to do with global warming? Hmmmm…
Roses are red
We are at a solar
minmum. That’s why, asshole!
What other stupid troll shit have you run across? Share in the comments!
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POTATOGATE!!!
Not since
In honor of this momentous occasion, let’s all haiku (yes it’s a verb fuck you). I’ll begin:
Potatogate is
literally the dumbest
thing Meaka’s done yet.
Meaka is so dumb
she blubbers :
What say you?
