Realms + Ferd: Together in Hell at Last
Oh where oh where has our little Realms gone? Oh where oh where could it be? With its micropeens and fake news all day long? Oh where oh where can it be?
Tag: conspiracy theorists
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What’s that coming over the hill? IS IT MY UPVOTES?! Get in the car!
They’re BAAAAAAACK! I feel like we’ve returned to a golden age, one before a fat moron was elected by bought votes and stupid people. A happier time. A better time. (With the exception of Ferd kicking the bucket more recently – that was fucking GREAT.) And just because it’s fucking hilarious, here’s a doctor telling…
The Great & Powerful Coccyx is deleting your bots!
Hello, fellow kids! You’ll be glad to know that even though ATDT has been on hiatus for quite a while, I’m still apparently working behind the scenes to get rid of Tommy’s Disqus Bots under an assumed name that I’ve never even heard of! GO ME! Not to mention I also died from receiving COVID…
Hold the presses! An internet troll has found several “cures” for COVID!
That’s right ladies, gentlemen, and troll hangers-on — a pool cleaner has found some cures for COVID!* Isn’t that amazing? Apparently, having blood, taking geriatric vitamins, and huffing chlorine, ozone, and hydrogen peroxide could have saved hundreds of thousands of people! If you have any of the following symptoms, at least you’re dying from something…
Reasons to be thankful this Thanksgiving
Be thankful you’re not a racist piece of shit, like these folks: Be thankful you didn’t get caught pretending to be black and gay when you’re a fat, white incel: Be thankful you’re not these idiots: But most of all, be thankful that AtDT will always be here for your “laughing at morons” needs!
Succubus 2: The Hydroxychloroquine Factor
Looks like everyone’s favorite “self-published” Kindle “book” is getting a sequel! In Succubus 2: The Hydroxycholoroquine Factor, a new character, Dr. (I’m not a real doctor, I have a degree from a Cracker Jack box … in Science!) Stella Immanuel attempts to cure people of Succubus possession by using a drug she found for 5…
NEWSFLASH: Masks protect users from 5G
In an amazing turn of events, drug maker Pfizer (known mainly for Pro-Exit) has determined that masks protect users from 5G frequencies. An official announcement is expected later today. Public reaction has been highly favorable: “I used to make up stories about how masks were bad for you because I’m a complete moron, but now…
We are at a solar minimum
Sometimes, you think you’ve read the dumbest thing a troll has ever said, and then you run across a complete moron who denies climate change because, quote unquote, ” we are at a solar minimum”. Where else can we use this completely inane, nonsensical phrase that has jack shit to do with global warming? Hmmmm……
POTATOGATE!!!
Not since In honor of this momentous occasion, let’s all haiku (yes it’s a verb fuck you). I’ll begin: Potatogate is literally the dumbest thing Meaka’s done yet. Meaka is so dumb she blubbers : What say you?