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November 14, 2020
A treat for ATDT’s fans!

ATDT loves its fans so much that we have a new t-shirt up for sale at our

You’re welcome, people who hate ATDT so much they visit several times a day!

Of course, all your old favorites are still available, too!

Thanks, trolls!

April 8, 2020
FYI, Y’all!

Everything in the AtDT Store’s 35% off from November 8th – 11th! So you can get that G6 mug you’ve always wanted while feeling better about offsetting Teepublic’s ridiculous shipping fees and annoying those trolls!

Our bestsellers will still be available, including everyone’s latest fave:

Buy it in sticker form! Plaster it everywhere!

Plus a couple of new offerings:

Chimchangas are awesome!

Harvey’s on standby!

Get them before they’re supposedly going to be “removed” because some felon is going to hire an internet lawyer when the bullshit countdown expires! Thank goodness I’ve got Harvey on my side! And on my front, too, thanks to the AtDT Store!

November 8, 2019
The ATDT Store’s Pièce De Résistance

For sale now and in perpetuity:Available in hoodies, stickers, mugs, pillows, pins, tapestries, etc!!

In case you can’t read it, here it is in non-sale form:

dumbassmotherfucker.png (thanks, forkless!)

This one’s going to be my best seller, I can feel it!

I’m thinking this will be my next design:

Extortion for Dummies

What do you think, guys?

EDITED TO ADD:

November 5, 2019
Annoy a troll with Atdt Swag!

It seems as though certain people (Jaye – how dare you!) think my shop is fake. It’s totes real and trolls and fans alike should buy all my shit!

Here are some new items just for you guys!

By popular demand

You too can be a member of the (non-existent) G6 (that consists of about 10,000 people at this point)!

If you’d rather G6 in private, you can just get a mug.

Thoughts & prayers! In sticker form! Buy a dozen!

Of course, all the old favorites are still available. I’m also taking suggestions for new items in the comments below! Hugs & kisses!

November 5, 2019