The New U.S. Citizenship Test
In case you missed it, there’s going to be a new U.S. Citizenship test! Here’s a preview:
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Interview with a foreign agent
In the aftermath of the United States 2020 elections, As The Disq Turns has managed to secure an interview with a foreign agent who has been running online election interference in the wake of the 2016 elections. To protect the identity of the agent, names, organizations, and places have been changed. ATDT: Welcome to As…
Farewell to a moron
And no, I’m not talking about the worst president in history – I’m referring to ER being banned from News Views! But it’s okay … it’s not like she’s a whiny bitch who whines about being banned because she deserves it or anything, according to herself: But that’s not really accurate, now is it? Good…
The “GTFO you orange fascist” countdown begins!
That’s right! It’s now Election Day in the US (in my time zone, anyway). Will the Russians fake the election results again? Stay tuned! And if you haven’t done so yet – VOTE, you idiots!
Republican Death Pool
Place your bets!** **NOTE: No actual bets will be taken. Enjoy at your own risk.
NEWSFIGHT!
Are you sick of pedos doubling down on defending other pedos? Take a pedo break and refresh yourself with the latest edition of NEWSFIGHT! In this corner, we have “Things you should never buy on Etsy”: Versus “Someone’s never seen a real one” in this corner: And catty-corner, we have a special mention: It’s nice…
What is QAnon? A Hard-Hitting Investigative Report
Since the inbred constituents of Buttfuck, Georgia’s 14th Congressional District have elected QAnonist (QAnoner? QAnonass?) weirdo Marjorie Taylor Greene in the House primary, people have been wondering “What the fuck is QAnon?” Well, dear readers, that’s what As the Disq Turns is here for – real news reporting. So, for a quick primer on QAnon,…
NEWSFIGHT!
So who’s sick of Disqus morons? As we all should be! So here’s a little fun instead. Which news story makes you hate 2020 a little less? In this corner, we have “German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop at Berlin lake“. An excerpt: “Because the bag contained his laptop, he gave it his…
Succubus 2: The Hydroxychloroquine Factor
Looks like everyone’s favorite “self-published” Kindle “book” is getting a sequel! In Succubus 2: The Hydroxycholoroquine Factor, a new character, Dr. (I’m not a real doctor, I have a degree from a Cracker Jack box … in Science!) Stella Immanuel attempts to cure people of Succubus possession by using a drug she found for 5…
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