As the Disq Turns

Category: Cooking with Coccyx

  • Fun Facts about Coccyx

    Fun Facts about Coccyx

    I know you’re all dying to know more about me, especially those certain people who shall remain soulless nameless, so here are some fun facts about moi!

    Fun Fact #1:

    I haven’t and will never, ever, comment on your shitty website(s). Especially not to look up someone’s Disqus rep numbers, because anyone can do that by appending their username to the end of the following link, you fucking morons:
    https://disqus.com/api/3.0/users/details?api_key=R1xXRNQyeHV72yLehk79kS4C1evT3p7EW2e0Pn1EdGVCBuuF4CtsORsYDaHx1Wm8&user:username=

    And the above link doesn’t make up fake stories about people being trolls, either! It’s like MAGIC!

    Fun Fact #2:

    I can spot a troll a mile away. Especially one that wants to be me! Case in point:

    https://disqus.com/by/disqus_Tmkn6k7ckG/

    Oh look! It’s someone who likes to play with the API and loves me so much they’ve pretended to be me on several occasions. Who could it possibly be?! Hi Disqus Is Shitty Platform sock #462 – the version that can actually speak English a bit. Good job!

    Fun Fact #3:

    I enjoy living rent free in your heads, but can you please clean up the place? It’s like someone dropped a shit bomb in there.

    Hope that answers all your burning questions, trolls!

  • What fresh hell is this?

  • Ask Aunt Coccyx

    Ask Aunt Coccyx

    That’s right, AtDTers! Everyone’s favorite agony aunt is back to answer your [mainly rhetorical] questions about stuff and things!

    Dear Aunt Coccyx:

    What’s an agony aunt?
    –Loser in Lambeth Loser:

    It’s who your parents go to see for some discipline because they’re sick of hearing you touch yourself all day in their basement while whining about this website. Get a fucking job.

    XOXO,
    Coccyx

    Dear Aunt Coccyx:

    Why do I constantly visit your site when all I do is complain about you?
    –Asinine in Anderson

    Asinine:

    Senility? Meth? Methnility? Take up knitting or something. Jesus fucking christ.

    XOXO,
    Coccyx

    Dear Aunt Coccyx:

    Why am I such a piece of human trash?
    –Crusty in Camberwell

    Crusty:

    Genetics.

    XOXO,
    Coccyx

    Do you have a question for Aunt Coccyx?

    Write to:

    Dear Aunt Coccyx
    c/o As the Disq Turns
    4900 John McCormack Rd NE,
    Washington, DC 2001

  • KFC’s marketing department may be on crack, but at least they’re enjoying themselves

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGP_nXJaLA0
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fv6s61eciU

    See previous post also: https://www.asthedisqturns.com/post/i-have-no-idea-what-to-title-this-post