As the Disq Turns

Month: February 2021

  • 5 things that never happened, and 1 that (unfortunately) did

    5 things that never happened, and 1 that (unfortunately) did

    5 things that never happened:

    • Channels still exist? And people are complaining about them? Huh.
    • So will Ferd be doing all this stuff he pretends other people are doing before or after his next fake heart attack?
    • Thanks for helping Wishy to report those TOS violations, random troll who’s totally Ryan!
    • Did the interweb police hoist him on their shoulders and start a parade after he “took down” the site, too?
    • Someone’s “daughter” pretended their “mother” died and magically logged into her Disqus account so she could tell all the trolls about it. PROTIP: If all your internet “friends” are pretending to die to get away from you, it’s probably because you’re an asshole.

    And one thing that did happen:

    My EYES!!!!!

  • I have become all things to all people

    I have become all things to all people

    1 Corinthians 9:22, NIV: “I have become all things to all people so that by all possible means I might save some.”

    from That fiction book that conservative idiots love

    I’d like to thank the weak (aka the usual batch of trolls) for elevating me to the level of God. You’re beyond saving, tho. Sorry, guys!

    Is swatting gnats “bellicose” now? Who knew!
    Um, Matty – oops I mean “drifter” – knows that he replied to someone named “Molly Queen of Disqus” and not me, right?
    Who are these people? They seem to take up a lot of real estate in Wishy’s head.

    Keep on worshiping me, ‘kay? It makes me all hot and bothered. But not as hot and bothered as you are!