That’s right, everyone! It’s coming up on White Sunday, the day for racists to get good deals on the internet!
For only $250.00, they can be their usual Fake Christian (and Fake Jewish) selves and buy some of these (because all their old threats are stale and sad at this point):
Don’t forget to stock up on these – great for those racist “million man” marches with only about 10 people showing up as usual!
White sheets – always good for racist pigs – especially white sheets shaped like an asshole:
Reward them for their love of the orange idiot’s “space force” with a book they’ll splooge all over, though they’d never admit it:
Be thankful you’re not a racist piece of shit, like these folks:
Thanks for admitting the bible is the same as the Qur’an!Hey guys! Genocide is OK as long as a few people are into it!No one but white supremacists would dress that way. Unless you think these are the proud boys:
Be thankful you didn’t get caught pretending to be black and gay when you’re a fat, white incel:
I can’t stop laughing at this. XD
Be thankful you’re not these idiots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DukPOGZ9wic
This is just cringeworthy. Sorry your orange idiot lost Georgia… TWICE!
But most of all, be thankful that AtDT will always be here for your “laughing at morons” needs!
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It’s been a while since the last “official” Dregs of Disqus post, and the fodder has been building up!
First off election madness! And by “madness” I mean complete and utter delusion:
OMG WE CANCELLED JUDGE JUDY?!?! I’mma turn Republitard now. Oh wait, did you mean that racist piece of shit Disqus commenter Judge Judy? Then I take full responsibility.I’M going to CApitaLIZe RANDOM shit and raNT NonSENISICaLLY! (P.S. – People are “hanged”, penises are “hung”. Hope that helps.)…you do know that’s what elected officials are supposed to do, right — work for the people and not their own special interests? Or did you miss that bit?PROTIP: COVID is a thing. Only idiots attended giant rallies with no masks on.
P.S. Here’s a video of what it’s like reading your posts, wishisfullofshit:
Um, Americans can buy real estate in Mexico, are you on crack? I think you should leave first before we close all the borders.Thanks for admitting you have no clue what the fuck you’re talking about, Desert Shitbag! I mean, we all knew that already but it’s nice of you to finally admit it.
But wait! It’s Obama’s fault that some racist couldn’t watch a shitty ass movie! STOP THE PRESSES!
PROTIP: No one except Shitbag and those foreigners you’re so afraid of spell it “Moslems”, sweetheart.
And, as always, everything that’s not Biden’s (or Obama’s) fault is my fault.
How long ago did ExpectWhining “dox” me, Shep? Have you been hibernating for years?Was he drunk when he wrote this?
Several million liberals thank you for their new wings, Dregs! We couldn’t have done it without your ex-president killing off a bunch of old, white people who would have voted for him by making sure they all got COVID!
In the aftermath of the United States 2020 elections, As The Disq Turns has managed to secure an interview with a foreign agent who has been running online election interference in the wake of the 2016 elections. To protect the identity of the agent, names, organizations, and places have been changed.
ATDT: Welcome to As the Disq Turns. What may we call you for the purpose of this interview?
FUNN: You may call me Mr Funnel, or just Funn, as my friends call me.
ATDT: How long have you been in the business?
FUNN: I have been active since the fall of the East German Republic, another regime obsessed with walls and authoritarianism.
ATDT: I see. Was this out of political or ideological motivation?
FUNN: Neither really, back then I was renovating my second pied-à-terre in Southern France and the banks weren’t really forthcoming in extending my mortgage. So you get creative with your sources of alternative income.
ATDT: Has this changed over the years or do you still consider yourself a mercenary of sorts?
FUNN: To be honest, I did fancy myself quite the mercenary back in the day, but one matures over the years. That and there is only so much renovation one can do really. So my motivations did start to become more idealistic as I grew older.
ATDT: What brought you to interfere in the 2020 US elections?
FUNN: That was pure spite, plain and simple. See, if you get hired to do a job but your client refuses to pay the invoices you send, action is called for. This particular client had a long history of defrauding companies, his own charities and individuals of their money. Quite honestly I have to admit I should have asked for a deposit, but you live and learn. I didn’t feel a credit recovery service was going to do the job so I had to find another way to recover my losses and make this a teachable moment for my client.
ATDT: Can you give our readers some insight into what your endeavors consisted of?
FUNN: Sure. Typically I will start grass-roots type news organizations, eroding the public trust in said dictatorship. Think of blogs and social media efforts pointing out the fascist nature of the regime in question. Add in some race-relations, religion, and sexuality and you are off to a great start.
ATDT: Does that take a lot of work?
FUNN: Again, not really. With a bit of basic computer knowledge some pocket money from my wife and handful of off-shore coding talent in Asia-Pacific you can set up bot-networks in a matter of days.
ATDT: Is that all you do?
FUNN: We also get substantial funding from philanthropists such as George Soros, which helps recruiting local resources to act as disruptors. And then there is the hardcopy publishing side of my operations.
Photo: Taken at an anonymous location in Denmark Nov 6, 2020
ATDT: Publishing?
FUNN: Not to toot my own horn, but we printed well over 130,000 ballots this year in Georgia alone and used immigrant volunteers fill those out and deliver them to the ballot boxes, which worked out magnificently, if I say so myself.
ATDT: Aren’t you afraid you are going to get caught?
FUNN: Caught? You must be joking! We are talking about people who organize press events at a suburban garden center next to a dildo shop.
ATDT: What’s next on your radar?
FUNN: Preparations have been going already for a special operation targeting some court in the United States.
ATDT: Sounds exciting! Thanks again for your time Mr Funnel.
And no, I’m not talking about the worst president in history – I’m referring to ER being banned from News Views!
But it’s okay … it’s not like she’s a whiny bitch who whines about being banned because she deserves it or anything, according to herself:
But that’s not really accurate, now is it? Good luck, G! You’d better block her emails and tags – I’m sure you’ll get hundreds of them begging for you to reinstate her!
