As the Disq Turns

Month: August 2019

  • As The Disq Turns has moved; cause we’re cool like that

    As The Disq Turns has moved; cause we’re cool like that

    You have heard, and now seen correctly. Aliens have deemed a As the Disq Turns worthy of its own blog. We can see hang out, schedule our sex affairs using the Disqus G6 jet, and not even have to swat troll accounts attempting to infect our hang out.

    Kate Bush approves, supports, loves us:

    so..if the channel system is dead, hopefully that will mean so are the connects to the feuds, yet we can still make fun of whomever we want, which no matter how mature you “claim” to be, is often entertaining. especially on the web where you get the real nut cases.

    I will be sad to see people stop blaming Disqus for all the “SJWs” attempting to brain wash the world through its platform…. but they may never shut up about it like they still have not up about Duck Season. who & wherever you are: may you be blessed by Kate Bush also.

    -Love Lannister

  • I made a bunch of nazis cry again. Go me!

    I made a bunch of nazis cry again. Go me!

    Something like “BAAAAAAAAAAW NV AND ATDT MADE THEIR OWN SITES BAAAAAAAAW!! BAAAAAAAAAW SNIFFLE WHERE WILL WE BE ABLE TO BE RACIST PIGS ONLINE NOW THAT DISQUS IS SHUTTING DOWN CHANNELS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!”

    “String”? What? Seriously, tho, it’s hard to understand what any of them are saying. They really need to learn English before ICE deports them.

    You can have the strings connected to all the used tampons in the world. You’re welcome.
  • No, dickcheese, you’re still banned

    No, dickcheese, you’re still banned

    Forever and ever and ever.

    Begging not to be banned

    Because you’re a waste of space.

    Welcome to As the Disq Turns, y’all!

  • A Public Service Announcement from As the Disq Turns

    A Public Service Announcement from As the Disq Turns

    Are you obsessed with As the Disq Turns?

    Do you spend hours on the internet every single day obsessing about fictional, satirical soap opera characters because you see yourself and your ridiculous, angry, insane online behavior reflected in these ridiculous, angry, online fictional scenarios?

    Does it upset you so much to see yourself in these fictional characters that you continually lash out and make post after post complaining about works of fiction? Posts that will ultimately make no difference because no rules are being broken? Because, if so:

    The only way to cure your butthurt is to get off your damn computer, tablet, or phone and take a walk outside or something, for fuck’s sake.

    This has been a Public Service Announcement from As the Disq Turns.
    We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.