Just over a year ago today, Urnie pretended he was dying on Disqus for attention.
We here at AtDT are sorry you’ll never see Jesus, Urnie, or Disqus ever again after the Disqapocalypse.
Farewell!
Month: August 2019
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Hooking ones self for comments
It seems people are getting into the spirit of Disqpocalypse. Especially a man with legit thousands of socks
Thats dedication! 6 days! And not response back until now and the answer is…
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A community exercise
As the Disq Turns may be many things – a place to write haiku, a troll magnet, a large man in leather named Sven, for example – but what we really are is a community. That’s why I’d like to put the latest idiocy up for a vote.
Please read the following snippets from the usual suspects and then take the poll.
Thanks!
~Coccyx, All Star & G6 4-EVA
Look at the non-downvoters! Oh wait
Even more non-downvoters!
“We never downvote!” Of course you don’t. LOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG
Given the above snippets of hilarity, which headline would you pick for the next satirical AtDT post? -
Shoutout to Slough
I feel like I’ve officially made it now.
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Drama queens still drama queening amid Disqus death throes
Where to begin? Let’s go alphabetically:
First, we have ER, who calls herself the “scourge of disqus”, but who’s really just a moron. The latest: she tries to call someone out on their grammar (their use of plurals, specifically), then fucks up the same exact thing in her next comment and also praises a sock troll:
Then, we have Ian, the whiniest crybaby on Disqus. He’s whining about being banned on Banned Camp, but he cares SO LITTLE he whines SEVERAL TIMES about it.
You care, Ian. You care a shitload.
Oh look, here he is NOT CARING. AGAIN.But perhaps ol’ Ian forgot that he ASKED TO BE BANNED AT BANNED CAMP because he was SO UPSET that his SAFE SPACE THREAD wasn’t a safe space for his whining after all!The irony is strong in this one
How soon we forget.
And finally (for the moment), we have one of mahatmashitbag‘s million socks, whining about Cali. Again.
The only sock zeitgeist is you, shitbag.
What will all these whiners do on D-Day. September 1st? STAY TUNED!
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And now for something completely different
What flavor of LaCroix should you try today?
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Storm to Fyre Part Deux
Storm Area 51 they can’t stop us all came in with a bang and left in a whisper as the creator of the viral post made the decision to roll with capitalism and “public safety”
Now there are claims this won’t cost anything…for now Matty Roberts, creator of the viral event, is hoping this will turn into an annual festival…🙄 because who wants to chill in the middle of the desert with 1000’s of dudes self proclaiming they are a “Kyle”
The official post was made 8-9-2019 4:45 EST
It was fun while it lasted and at least we got a ton of glorious memes behind the event that some would have considered to be the next American Revolution. So long my possible pal E.T we’ll take that ride someday over some mountains or rainbows…someday! 👽👍🏼
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Mack & Robomack disappear – run off to Waco to start cult
So, it looks like Mack (who you may remember from this post) self-deleted and took his stupid bot with him, though there’s a bunch of conspiracy theories ‘n shit going on. Seriously, he self-deleted, guys.
BUT WAIT! COULD IT ALL BE CALI’S FAULT?!
But what did Cali say? DON’T LEAVE US IN SUSPENSE!
And what did Mack say to bring that on?
Will we find Mack and Robomack on the next newscast living in a box and yelling at passers-by? STAY TUNED!
ATDT: Bringing you the latest idiotic drama since 2015! -
Alexthekay vying with banned camp mods for “Dumbfuck of the Week”
What kind of moron goes to a blog they supposedly don’t want to post on, on purpose, makes a pre-moderated comment that they know will most likely never see the light of day (except to mercilessly be made fun of), and then demands to be banned?
A complete dumbfuck, that’s who!
Congratulations, Alexthekay! You’re almost as dumb as Mack!
Don’t quit your day job to draw little anime girls, though. You kind of suck at it.Be less triggered, boo!
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Ya Mo B Here
Welp Disqus has had it with everyone’s shit and if none of you saw that coming you’re dumb
All we had to do at ATDT was sit back and enjoy the trolls eating their own. It was a fun time. YouTube vids would get made…THEN…trolls lost their shit. Numerous socks were made by other trolls… AND…. even more trolls lost their shit. And all we had to do was eat a ton of popcorn and watched as Disqus burned.
As you know this is our new home Im letting you all know I’m still around so that you may also hang on to every word of my colorful commentary on stupid shit found not only in the Disqusphere but all over the interwebz! Happy New Home Week ATDT!!
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Doofus gives away control of his channel to botmaker, is surprised when channel gets hijacked
Actual footage of Banned Camp owners 
Hmmmmm. somebody managed to use your channel’s shortname and access your channel’s account in, let’s call it a “realm“, using the API in order to mod themselves. I wonder who that could possibly be?
Nope, I’m not laughing really hard right now.
