Our Holiday Nostalgia Extravaganza continues with another oldie but goodie!
‘Twas the end of the year, and although Disqus tried, nary a user read the update; just kneejerkily replied. The Basic Rules and the ToS were outlined with care, in hopes that everyone would soon grow a pair. The whiners still cried that it was unfair, although the forms of redress were written RIGHT THERE.
They made their own channels, they still weren’t happy; they spent morning, noon, and night every single day fapping. “Oust the ‘bad’ mods! We must make them all pay!” They still didn’t get that mods are like they. If only they’d read the rules that were posted, and didn’t spend all their days angry and toasted.
Alas, they preferred to spend all their time hating, making same post after same; whining, trolling, and baiting. So they posted mean things, tried in vain to shame, Got in trouble and cried, “Waaa! We can’t call them by name!” [SORRY, NAMES REDACTED ON PAIN OF DEATH]
Little did they know as their time wasted away, the rest of us had happy day after day. So how about you guys take my unsolicited advice, worry about yourselves from now on, and move on with your lives.
By popular demand (aka Layne asked for it). NOTE: This may not be the version you’re looking for /Obi Wan
The Twelve Days of Disqus
On my first day on Disqus some stranger said to me: You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my second day on Disqus some stranger said to me: What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my third day on Disqus some stranger said to me: No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my fourth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my fifth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my sixth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my seventh day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my eighth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my ninth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Why aren’t I trending? Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my tenth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Eat me you libtard Why aren’t I trending? Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my eleventh day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Disqus sucks dog balls Eat me you libtard Why aren’t I trending? Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
On my twelfth day on Disqus some stranger said to me: Wait, you’re not a mod here? Disqus sucks dog balls Eat me you libtard Why aren’t I trending? Where are my upvotes?! Those aren’t my socks! That’s not my account! I’M CALLING HA! No, I’m not stalking! No, I’m not spamming! What channel rules? and You cunt why the fuck’d you ban me?
