how to piss off an idiot – As the Disq Turns

A PSA from the Make Wishy Cry Foundation

Here at ATDT, we like to give back to the community. This is why we support the Make Wishy Cry Foundation – a collective that helps trolls of all kinds whine about dumb shit for the world’s amusement.

There are many simple ways to donate, such as:

✪ Existing while having a gold star emoji

✪ Being All-Star adjacent

✪ Making comments on an open thread

✪ Banning obvious trolls

That’s right – for just one comment or tag a day, you can help a troll lose their fucking minds. Donate a comment or tag today on any Disqus channel and see results immediately!

September 26, 2023

The Great & Powerful Coccyx is deleting your bots!

Hello, fellow kids! You’ll be glad to know that even though ATDT has been on hiatus for quite a while, I’m still apparently working behind the scenes to get rid of Tommy’s Disqus Bots under an assumed name that I’ve never even heard of! GO ME!

Not to mention I also died from receiving COVID shots! (Just had my fifth one for Omicron! Again, GO ME for being dead and another person all at once!)

So, as the ghost of Coccyx, I am here to warn you: ALL YOUR BOTS ARE BELONG TO ME!

October 3, 2022

Dregs Drama Roundup! YEEHAH

First, here’s totally random news article that’s about no one you know. Really.

https://www.kwqc.com/2021/09/15/court-documents-bettendorf-man-admitted-he-smothered-terminally-ill-brother/

Moving on, it’s the same old whining:

And someone may be dead? We can only hope!

April 23, 2022

NEWSFLASH: Blocking Goes Bi

Disqus has finally done something we’ve been asking them to do for years!

But how will the troll contingent pretend they’re not watching every single post we make? VPN shares are going to go through the roof!

March 16, 2022

Still rent-free in your head after all this time

Here you go, troll contingent — an article all about you!

Online Trolls Actually Just Assholes All the Time, Study Finds

Also, this is Vincent Price:

This is NOT Vincent Price:

Hope that helps! Thanks for keeping me flush with cash by obsessively clicking on ATDT!

August 28, 2021

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November 14, 2020

Pathetic troll threatens to take AtDT down…again

…because it’s worked every other time he’s threatened AtDT – oh wait

This pathetic troll is awed and fascinated by the size of Forkless’s e-peen. You can just see the drool drip down his face at the thought of butting up against Forkless’s manhood: