As the Disq Turns

Tag: dumb as fuck

  • How to survive being banned from a troll forum

    How to survive being banned from a troll forum

    So, you’ve been “banned” from posting somewhere you never wanted to post anyway. How can you survive this affront?

    Step 1: Laugh your fucking ass off

    There’s nothing funnier than some troll thinking being “banned” from their site, where you’ve never posted or wanted to post, is “punishment”.

    Step 2: Laugh even harder

    Okay, maybe there’s one thing funnier – watching the same troll whine and cry about being downvoted and flagged by you, when you’ve never flagged or downvoted its dumb ass

    Step 3: Donate to AtDT

    AtDT is here to make it easy for you to laugh at trolls. Show us some love! (And it will really piss them off, too.)

  • Must see AtDT TV

    Must see AtDT TV

    First, there’s “Things White Supremacists Say”, a compilation like “America’s Funniest Home Videos”, but starring racists! A few examples:

    Then, we have a slightly more somber dramedy called “No Dick Pablo”, the story of a ‘man’ who is so concerned with other people’s genitals because his own shriveled up and fell off at a bus stop. Case in point:

    And finally, there’s “Slap the Moron”, a game show where the person who smacks an idiot Disqus poster the hardest wins! Some previous smackees:

    The moron who gets slapped the most receives the prize below:

    STAY TUNED!

  • Choose your conspiracy theory!

    Choose your conspiracy theory!

    We know which one wishywashy picked!

  • And now, Babyracist inadvertently shares her love of porn with the world

    And now, Babyracist inadvertently shares her love of porn with the world

    Thanks for letting us know you like nudity in Disney cartoons, sweet pussies and nude pics of “mature ebony” with your “MS”!

  • We are at a solar minimum

    We are at a solar minimum

    Sometimes, you think you’ve read the dumbest thing a troll has ever said, and then you run across a complete moron who denies climate change because, quote unquote, ” we are at a solar minimum”.

    Where else can we use this completely inane, nonsensical phrase that has jack shit to do with global warming? Hmmmm…

    Roses are red

    We are at a solar

    minmum. That’s why, asshole!

    What other stupid troll shit have you run across? Share in the comments!