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That’s right, folks! The Clubhouse is open! What scintillating wonders await you there? It’s a surprise! Passwords will be provided to All-Stars (except for moronic ones), the G6, and G6 adjacents. For now, go ahead and chat (so I can get your IPEEZ).
Thanks to the voluminous donations we received, As the Disq Turns is proud to announce we’ve moved from Wix, which was a pain in the ass to use, here to our new home! Please be patient while the comment sections update here; we all know that our biggest fans – the sad, lonely, basement-dwelling troll…
In case you missed it, the As the Disq Turns Archive is now up and running! SEE the constant butthurt of trolls! HEAR their incessant whining that started it all! TASTE the rainbow of utter stupidity! SMELL the teen spirit! FEEL the nostalgia! Visit the As the Disq Turns Archive today! Now with more downvotes!
You have heard, and now seen correctly. Aliens have deemed a As the Disq Turns worthy of its own blog. We can see hang out, schedule our sex affairs using the Disqus G6 jet, and not even have to swat troll accounts attempting to infect our hang out. Kate Bush approves, supports, loves us: so..if…
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