Category: Site announcements

  • The Clubhouse is Back and Open for Business!

    The Clubhouse is Back and Open for Business!

    That’s right, folks! The Clubhouse is open! What scintillating wonders await you there? It’s a surprise!

    Passwords will be provided to All-Stars (except for moronic ones), the G6, and G6 adjacents.

    For now, go ahead and chat (so I can get your IPEEZ).

  • Welcome to our new home!

    Welcome to our new home!

    Thanks to the voluminous donations we received, As the Disq Turns is proud to announce we’ve moved from Wix, which was a pain in the ass to use, here to our new home! Please be patient while the comment sections update here; we all know that our biggest fans – the sad, lonely, basement-dwelling troll brigade and their many sock accounts – would be crushed without the ability to screenshot our comments (and posts) from their original sources. But don’t worry! You can still reach us at asthedisqturns.com. We will be here whenever you need us, in perpetuity.

    AtDT loves its donors! We’d like to thank:

    The Forkless Foundation
    ANTIFA
    The G6
    Black Lives Matter
    Bill Gates
    5G
    Our various anonymous donors, and our largest investor:

    Without you, this move wouldn’t have been possible!

  • The Archive is Open!

    The Archive is Open!

    In case you missed it, the As the Disq Turns Archive is now up and running!

    SEE the constant butthurt of trolls!

    HEAR their incessant whining that started it all!

    TASTE the rainbow of utter stupidity!

    SMELL the teen spirit!

    FEEL the nostalgia!

    Visit the As the Disq Turns Archive today! Now with more downvotes!

  • As The Disq Turns has moved; cause we’re cool like that

    As The Disq Turns has moved; cause we’re cool like that

    You have heard, and now seen correctly. Aliens have deemed a As the Disq Turns worthy of its own blog. We can see hang out, schedule our sex affairs using the Disqus G6 jet, and not even have to swat troll accounts attempting to infect our hang out.

    Kate Bush approves, supports, loves us:

    so..if the channel system is dead, hopefully that will mean so are the connects to the feuds, yet we can still make fun of whomever we want, which no matter how mature you “claim” to be, is often entertaining. especially on the web where you get the real nut cases.

    I will be sad to see people stop blaming Disqus for all the “SJWs” attempting to brain wash the world through its platform…. but they may never shut up about it like they still have not up about Duck Season. who & wherever you are: may you be blessed by Kate Bush also.

    -Love Lannister

  • No, dickcheese, you’re still banned

    No, dickcheese, you’re still banned

    Forever and ever and ever.

    Begging not to be banned

    Because you’re a waste of space.

    Welcome to As the Disq Turns, y’all!