Category: Satire
Why am I so persecuted?
I’m just a helpless girl in a big ‘ol world with no white knights to protect me! *sniffles* *hocks a loogie* *looks in the tissue* All I’m doing is posting adorable cat pics like these!Now available at the ATDT shop! OMG look how cute! And this one, too!Also available at the ATDT shop! Why does…
Whiner’s Voices
In an attempt to give our haters a voice, we here at ATDT have decided to start a new section called “Whiner’s Voices”, in which we ask a question and let our most vocal whiners answer it. Question: Why do you keep visiting As the Disq Turns if you hate it so much? Answers: What…
Are you still obsessed with As the Disq Turns?
You can now share your obsession with As the Disq Turns with the whole world by purchasing real life AtDT swag! That’s right! You can rub a piece of AtDT against your body in the privacy of your own basement dwelling! Have you been obsessively whining about everything that happens on this channel since channel…
Results of the “Disqus Home Troll Baiting Experiment”
As my esteemed colleagues already know, the Disqus Home experiment recently concluded after approximately 3 years. An summary of our study methodology and results follows: We investigated whether a group of commenters known for their constant demonstrated antisocial behavior (such as racism, sexism, general trolling, etc) who we designated as “MALCONTENTS” for study purposes, would…