That’s right! For only $105 per month (after your free 30 day trial), you and your troll friends can now be an “All Stars” on your own crappy website with Badges!
No more whining about how some special people get to have a star emoji next to their names while you work and slave all day trolling people with no recognition whatsoever!
Wait, the “star” badge is orange and shit?
Guess you’re still not a real All Star! Sorry, guys!
Happy Birthday to Leslei.Lannister, All Star Extraordinaire!
Not only can she make trolls cry, she also fills out one of these beautifully:
And I daresay she’s held a door open for more than one person in her whole life! Just because she’s THAT AWESOME (and not a pathetic piece of trash who thinks doing so is remarkable behavior that they should be applauded for and not something normal people do every day. What the actual fuck? LMAO)
I’d rather do my nails, break them off, and redo them than have any association with this douche
I would rather eat pine needles and listen to shakira’s “hips don’t lie“ on repeat for a whole day than have to read another lame ass, comment of this 3 time clogged artery fuck…
I would rather be stuck on traffic on I90, on a 100° day, with no working air conditioner while Justin Bieber’s “what do you mean” is being played with annoyingly super loud bass in the car next to me than ever read this again
What would you rather be doing?