As the Disq Turns

Category: Entertainment

  • Asshole vs Dickcheese Smackdown

    Asshole vs Dickcheese Smackdown

    Once upon a time, a person, and I use that term loosely, called Sarah Ann got banned from Mahatmashitbag’s sites. Considering all she posts are her age (OMG A BOT IS IN HER 80s!), prayers, and descriptions of her hard-ons for Trump, no one is surprised by this. Except for Wish-He-Had-More-Influence-Than-He-Does, apparently. So he got banned, too! Now they’re participating in a homoerotic slap fight on the interweb. Enjoy!

    Oh, how the first sentence below especially had me laughing my ass off… (this is a snip from an extremely long-winded as usual Wishy comment)

    …especially when it’s negated by the whining about ATDT, as usual! ATDT must have killed his dog or something.

    “It’s okay, I can be racist as fuck! I HAVE ISRAELI FRIENDS!!!! And they all act exactly the same!”

  • Ask Wishybot!

    Ask Wishybot!

  • The Greatest (Twitter) Story Ever Told – Now a Movie!

    The Greatest (Twitter) Story Ever Told – Now a Movie!

    I’m so freaking excited. That’s right – the story of a stripper’s “ho trip” is coming to the big screen! The original Twitter story is here: https://genius.com/Zolarmoon-twitter-story-annotated

    The trailer:

    Jarrett better be ON POINT!

    RUNS TOWARDS THEIR BALCONY & JUMPS!! I swear to GOD. bible. He fucking jumped. I screamed SO LOUD my heart stopped Jess runs towards the balcony & this nigga jarrett was hanging. He didn’t fall all the way. He was stuck by his pants. THANK GOD!!!! We were only on the 4th floor but he still wouldve died. It was a good drop. So jess is helping him & i call z lmfaoo. Still crying

    @zolarmoon
  • Wheel! Of! Trolling!

    Wheel! Of! Trolling!

    Be an AtDT hater for a day! Spin the wheel to decide what to post about and get to trollin’!

  • Trailers!

    Trailers!

    Some new trailers that may or may not look like crap.

    I am unimpressed. Looks more like Children of the Corn.
    Completely not how I pictured Vimes.
    Maybe? Meh
    I have no idea WTF this is about, but looks interesting
    I’m sure Alan Moore hates this
    Norwegian Firestarter?
    I’ll watch any Pegg/Frost thing

    Discuss amongst yourselves.

  • It’s trailer time!

    It’s trailer time!

    Since the movie theaters reopened to show new movies instead of old ones here, I’ve covered myself in Lysol and seen four movies. I only really liked one of them, and it wasn’t Tenet (which was fine, but I know Inception, sir, and it was no Inception). It was The Personal History of David Copperfield. The other two: Bill & Ted: Nostalgia couldn’t save it, and The New Mutants: Crap.

    General disappointment notwithstanding, I am looking forward to seeing more movies somewhere other than on my computer again. Anyway are some random trailers for upcoming movies. Talk amongst yourselves.

    Rent-A-Pal
    Save Yourselves!
    Dune: The 83rd Adaptation
    No Time To Die: Featuring “Over It” Bond
    The (Sparkly) Batman
    Pinocchio
    Wonder Woman 1984
  • Reviews of “FLAGGED! The Musical”

    Reviews of “FLAGGED! The Musical”

    The reviews keep coming in! FLAGGED! The Musical is a huge hit!

    FLAGGED! The musical is the story of Whiny Bitch and his cronies, who are flagged by a figment of their imagination they call “FLAGGED!”. It stars a mirror as “FLAGGED!”, Gerald as “Whiny Bitch”, Desert Woman as “Fake Jew”, and Geezus as “A Sad Sock Account with Mommy Issues”.

    FLAGGED! The Musical is fucking hilarious! I laughed, I laughed some more, and then I peed a little!

    -As the Disq Turns

    FLAGGED! The Musical is tour-de-force! The fact that’s it’s based on a true story is insane! I hope those people got the help they need. (It’s still funny, though!)

    -The Random Disqus Observer

    YOU’RE FULL OF SHIP. THIS IS A SHIPFEST! IMMA SUE!

    -Gerald

    Get your tickets to FLAGGED! The Musical today!

  • A Musical Interlude

    A Musical Interlude

    Featuring a shitton of Pogo, just because.

  • Must see AtDT TV

    Must see AtDT TV

    First, there’s “Things White Supremacists Say”, a compilation like “America’s Funniest Home Videos”, but starring racists! A few examples:

    Then, we have a slightly more somber dramedy called “No Dick Pablo”, the story of a ‘man’ who is so concerned with other people’s genitals because his own shriveled up and fell off at a bus stop. Case in point:

    And finally, there’s “Slap the Moron”, a game show where the person who smacks an idiot Disqus poster the hardest wins! Some previous smackees:

    The moron who gets slapped the most receives the prize below:

    STAY TUNED!

  • Well, now I have something to look forward to next summer!

  • What’s good on TV?

    What’s good on TV?

    And now, for a post unrelated to morons on the internet, we have “What’s good on TV?” (because people really seem to want recommendations). “TV” can include internet shows, too, because I’m nice like that.

    My current faves:

    Mr Robot (the final season), #sadface

    Watchmen, #lolpoorracists

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTzQ7bC7n0Q

    The Mandalorian, #thingsbabyyodadoes

    I got through 3 episodes of Castle Rock Season 2 and it’s boring. I’m bored. Season 1 was the shiznit, though:

    Stuff I haven’t watched yet, but’s on the neverending “Stuff to Watch List”:

    Evil:

    The End of the Fucking World, Season 2:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XvFO83LXBE

    Add to the list below.

  • It’s the 40th Anniversary of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

    Well, the book, anyway. The radio program started the year before.

    Episode 1: