Month: December 2022

  • Happy New Year! Let’s celebrate by laughing at more Small Dick Energy

    Happy New Year! Let’s celebrate by laughing at more Small Dick Energy

    Thanks for this, Greta Thunberg. I <3 you!

    On another note, here’s a couple of our small Disqus dicks hilariously talking about being “professional writers” while being incoherent:

    Better check your CO2 detectors, guys! You’re definitely suffering from confusion (not knowing why you’re banned from, well, everywhere decent), blurred vision (not being able to see that you’re huge trolls), headache and nausea (well, you give everyone else these). Here’s hoping for chest pain 🤞!

    Happy New Year to everyone who isn’t a piece of shit!

  • What’s that coming over the hill? IS IT MY UPVOTES?! Get in the car!

    What’s that coming over the hill? IS IT MY UPVOTES?! Get in the car!

    They’re BAAAAAAACK!

    I feel like we’ve returned to a golden age, one before a fat moron was elected by bought votes and stupid people. A happier time. A better time. (With the exception of Ferd kicking the bucket more recently – that was fucking GREAT.)

    And just because it’s fucking hilarious, here’s a doctor telling wishes-he-had-a-working-penis that he’s an idiot: