As the Disq Turns

Day: July 26, 2020

  • BANNED from TGO: An AtDT investigative report

    BANNED from TGO: An AtDT investigative report

    The Great Outdoorsman has banned our own Leslie Lannister!

    For those unfamiliar, TGO is a forum filled with pre-pubescent boys talking about assblasting, shitting, and necrophilia.

    All you need is rock hard dead cock, apparently

    But why was Leslie banned? Was someone offended on behalf of Yoko Ono?

    But wait! What is this about?

    Is there some kind of strange love triangle here between Leslie, One Mat Gang (now “Gone”), and Bulginganus? Is someone jealous?

    (Sorry, she’s just not into you.)

    Will we ever know the full story? Stay tuned!

  • NEWSFLASH: Idiots finally understand AtDT!

    NEWSFLASH: Idiots finally understand AtDT!

    It’s only taken 5 years, but a few of the usual suspects have finally realized why As the Disq Turns exists (even though it’s always said why in the description).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fx_iuAn3LU
    Actual video of the realization hitting trolltown.

    Good job, guys!

    Don’t worry, we promise to ease you into the purpose of The Onion so you don’t hurt yourselves!