I’d better get a lawyer. Is Johnnie Cochran’s ghost available?
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I’d better get a lawyer. Is Johnnie Cochran’s ghost available?
In the meantime, please contribute to the “Troll Lives Don’t Matter/Coccyx Legal Fund” by clicking the donate button at the top of the page.
First, there’s “Things White Supremacists Say”, a compilation like “America’s Funniest Home Videos”, but starring racists! A few examples:
Then, we have a slightly more somber dramedy called “No Dick Pablo”, the story of a ‘man’ who is so concerned with other people’s genitals because his own shriveled up and fell off at a bus stop. Case in point:
And finally, there’s “Slap the Moron”, a game show where the person who smacks an idiot Disqus poster the hardest wins! Some previous smackees:
The moron who gets slapped the most receives the prize below:
STAY TUNED!
It’s the sitcom you’ve all been waiting for!
Will wishin-he-had-a-brain ever realize that no one gives a fuck about his screeds? Will Pony keep making wishin-he-wasn’t-a-moron look like a fool? Stay tuned!
In this time of pandemics and racial unrest, it’s important to remember that Disqus is SO MUCH WORSE! #1stworldtrollproblems
Remember when…
Ferd (and others) cried like a little bitch about All Stars on some random site on the internet? I assume this was the start of his fake “heart problems”:
Deb made a petition whining about something or other Disqus-related?
I made fun of stupid petitions by making my own petition and the trolls went [more] insane?
Wishin’-he-had-a-penis didn’t know (a) what harassment is, (b) how to look up an address on Google, and (c) what “forthcoming” means?
Make sure to take off your masks, guys! You all know what’s happening in the real world is a false flag operation to distract for everything that’s wrong with Disqus!