That’s right, AtDTers! Everyone’s favorite agony aunt is back to answer your [mainly rhetorical] questions about stuff and things!
Dear Aunt Coccyx:
What’s an agony aunt?
–Loser in Lambeth Loser:
It’s who your parents go to see for some discipline because they’re sick of hearing you touch yourself all day in their basement while whining about this website. Get a fucking job.
XOXO,
Coccyx
Dear Aunt Coccyx:
Why do I constantly visit your site when all I do is complain about you?
–Asinine in Anderson
Asinine:
Senility? Meth? Methnility? Take up knitting or something. Jesus fucking christ.
XOXO,
Coccyx
Dear Aunt Coccyx:
Why am I such a piece of human trash?
–Crusty in Camberwell
Crusty:
Genetics.
XOXO,
Coccyx
Do you have a question for Aunt Coccyx?
Write to:
Dear Aunt Coccyx
c/o As the Disq Turns
4900 John McCormack Rd NE,
Washington, DC 2001