Okay, so James Gunn tweeted The Suicide Squad cast list and I’m intrigued
This could be awesome or suck even more than this: Thoughts? Comments?
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Episode 5: Alien Infiltration!
Now, on As the Disq Turns… A small group of renegade, shape-shifting aliens has escaped from their people and crash landed their ship on the outskirts of town, incidentally taking out a small marijuana farm and its owner who no one gave a shit about in the first place on the way. Although the aliens…
I have no idea what to title this post
So, I was hanging out on the internet, as one does, and came across some goodies to share: 1) The KFC Colonel Sanders Dating Simulator 2) Make it soap!Is it hot, though? 3) Low Budget Titanic 4) Puking Swan FaucetNow you, too can have a gold swan puking into your sink! Only $120 I think…
Episode 4: Orange is the New Black
This time on As the Disq Turns… In the asylum… We find that Grandma Moses has only been pretending to take her medication, and has instead been slipping her pills to London Bridges on the sly. She now believes even more firmly that everyone in the world is fixated on her and her life and…
As the Disq Turns: Episode 3
This time on As the Disq Turns… In the asylum, Grandma Moses has gotten hold of some crayons and is writing what, in her mind, is a very important philosophical treatise on the walls of her room. To everyone else, it just looks like gibberish. The doctor tries to get her to confront her issues…
As the Disq Turns: Episode 2
This time on As the Disq Turns… Even though Grandma Moses was given a slap on the wrist by the police and was released on her own recognizance, she was so traumatized by the incident in our last episode that she decides to stand in the town square and accuse random passers-by of plotting against…
The Archive is Open!
In case you missed it, the As the Disq Turns Archive is now up and running! SEE the constant butthurt of trolls! HEAR their incessant whining that started it all! TASTE the rainbow of utter stupidity! SMELL the teen spirit! FEEL the nostalgia! Visit the As the Disq Turns Archive today! Now with more downvotes!
As the Disq Turns: Episode 1
Today on As the Disq Turns… The entire world learns that Grandma Moses can’t read after a police officer pulls her over and asks her what the speed limit is when the sign is right in front of her and the exchange is caught on video by some well-meaning passers-by. Grandma Moses is so angered…
Fun with Search Terms
If you hadn’t noticed, there’s now a Search Page where you can search AtDT to find that elusive post about [fill in the blank] that you swore you read here, but can’t find again. Well, it looks like some, let’s say interesting people have found it. First, we have the people who just want to…
The Dregs of Disqus Dumb Shit Roundup
Even though channels are gone, the morons still roam free! In no particular order: A random idiot on Discuss Disqus is too lazy to delete his own account; whines when told to do so. Would you like Disqus to change your diaper, too? We have “moderator report card”, which still has nothing to do with…
Fashion with a capital wtF
Ready for your night on the town, budding fashionista? Well, then you’d better powder up and put on your clear plastic bralet (£5) and denim janties ($315). Then, find that Prada Frankenstein T-shirt you threw into a drawer somewhere! Only £415! Hmmm, should you go for a skinny jean or a flare? PORQUE NO LOS…