As the Disq Turns

Month: October 2020

  • Farewell, Sean Connery

    Farewell, Sean Connery

    In case you missed it, Sean Connery has died. A small tribute:

  • Is imitation really the sincerest form of flattery?

    Is imitation really the sincerest form of flattery?

    Not on realms! On realms, imitation is a sad, Russian bot talking to itself and tagging people!

    As the Disq Turns – post it 3 times on realms and Bloody Mary appears!

    Don’t be fooled by sad sack imitations! Accept no substitutes! Subscribe to the real As the Disq Turns today!

  • Wheel! Of! Trolling!

    Wheel! Of! Trolling!

    Be an AtDT hater for a day! Spin the wheel to decide what to post about and get to trollin’!

  • Dear Coccyx:

    Dear Coccyx:

    Could you just give me your password? Hacking is hard!

    C’mon! I hate AtDT so much that I want to break into your website so I can be closer to you! But I’m not obsessed or anything!

    Well, I didn’t want to hack AtDT anyway! Fuck you, bitch!

    –A Random Troll

  • Welcome, new AtDT mascot!

    Welcome, new AtDT mascot!

    Pinkie Pie has decided to resign as the AtDT mascot. She will be entering rehab after being found in flagrante delicto in a bath house with Gargamel from the Smurfs. Our new mascot is now El Kabong (and his sidekick Baba Looey):

    Kabong away!

  • Trailers!

    Trailers!

    Some new trailers that may or may not look like crap.

    I am unimpressed. Looks more like Children of the Corn.
    Completely not how I pictured Vimes.
    Maybe? Meh
    I have no idea WTF this is about, but looks interesting
    I’m sure Alan Moore hates this
    Norwegian Firestarter?
    I’ll watch any Pegg/Frost thing

    Discuss amongst yourselves.

  • Shoo, fly, don’t bother me!

    Shoo, fly, don’t bother me!

    And the memes just keep on comin’:

    This one’s for Johnny Lawrence | Vice Patriot

  • Republican Death Pool

    Republican Death Pool

    Place your bets!**

    **NOTE: No actual bets will be taken. Enjoy at your own risk.

  • A brief PSA on “cussing”

    A brief PSA on “cussing”

    On this holy day (for Christians, no one else gives a fuck), it’s important to remember that nothing in this world is more wrong that cussing!

    That’s right, AtDT flock, cussin’ is worse than:

    • Raping a child
    • Blaming a child for being raped
    • Beating your wife
    • Racism
    • Sexism
    • Being a complete motherfucking asshole

    So whatever you do, don’t cuss, you pieces of shit!

  • Paranoia and You

    Paranoia and You

    We here at AtDT are always concerned about the well being of our fans, especially the ones who obviously have severe mental issues. This is the second installment of our series, which began with “Schizotypal Personality Disorder and You“. Today, we’ll discuss something or biggest “fans” suffer from:

    Paranoia is an instinct or thought process which is believed to be heavily influenced by anxiety or fear, often to the point of delusion and irrationality. Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs, or beliefs of conspiracy concerning a perceived threat towards oneself (i.e. the American colloquial phrase, “Everyone is out to get me”). Paranoia is distinct from phobias, which also involve irrational fear, but usually no blame. Making false accusations and the general distrust of other people also frequently accompany paranoia. For example, a paranoid person might believe an incident was intentional when most people would view it as an accident or coincidence. Paranoia is a central symptom of psychosis.

    …like when people blame “ATDT” for everything that happens to them:

    Next time, we’ll discuss “self-importance”, which is when someone you never even heard of thinks you’d want to follow them for no reason.

    …or pretending that anyone would watch them on purpose, “stalk” them, or believes they can “glance” at people through a computer screen:

    If you think you may be paranoid, take the following quiz like certain 64 year old ATDT-obsessed male from Nevada did to see if you need help: https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/paranoid-quiz/

    Don’t be like the mystery quiz-taker above. Seek professional help if you score that high.

    AtDT is here for you.