Countdown-to-Doxing Party!
That’s right! It’s a day and a quarter (ish) until “JOS” supposedly “doxes” me! The “threat”: THE COUNTDOWN UNTIL FAKE JOS FAKE DOXES ME IS ALMOST UP AND SO IS THAT T-SHIRT! AND IT MADE SOME FRIENDS! Oh look, what’s that coming over the hill! IT’S SOME T-SHIRTS! GET IN THE CAR!