All the news that isn't news, except trolls think it's news
In a far away place lived a happy kingdom with beautiful land, people, unicorns and shit. The people would play music and dance all day! Then one day a troll came in. A big nasty one that called himself Micromind. He would eat children and brag to all about how he had a special way…
I’d rather do my nails, break them off, and redo them than have any association with this douche I would rather eat pine needles and listen to shakira’s “hips don’t lie“ on repeat for a whole day than have to read another lame ass, comment of this 3 time clogged artery fuck… I would rather…