Ready for your night on the town, budding fashionista? Well, then you’d better powder up and put on your clear plastic bralet (£5) and denim janties ($315).
Then, find that Prada Frankenstein T-shirt you threw into a drawer somewhere! Only £415!
Hmmm, should you go for a skinny jean or a flare? PORQUE NO LOS DOS? Only $375!
Put on your pre-dirtied sneakers with inexplicable crystalled cherries! Only $1,250!
Don’t forget your tiny bag to hold your tiny brain! Only $258!
Have fun!